Long ago, in the land of cakes and cookies known as the bakery, a curse was placed on a bowl of batter - muffin batter. The baker, unaware of the curse, slowly poured the batter into the cups of a muffin pan and placed it in the oven. Inside the oven, a transformation occurred.

With the increasing temperature, the batter bubbled and oozed. When the muffins were done, the baker removed the pan from the oven and screamed in horror. His usually perfect and delicious fluffy muffins were ugly, discolored, lumpy and smelly. Disappointed and confused, he tossed the batch of hideous muffins into the trash.

That night, under a full moon, the muffins rose from the trash under the power of the curse. Brought back for one purpose only: to wreak havoc amongst the other yummy confections in the bakery.

They were VOODOO MUFFINS.